Laser Pain - Great Knights of Columbus!

[anchorman]

Great Knights of Columbus!

Who ever said laser hair removal doesn't hurt????!!!!

The first zap is ok. But the cumulation of getting like a zillion zaps over your back and chest all start adding up.

Its like bleeding to death of a thousand paper cuts. Or being strapped down and subjected to chinese water for a month.


It really starts getting to you after 20 minutes or so.

I'm not even sure how much the laser hair removal cost. I just handed over my credit card in a smoky daze of resolving pain, confessed to being a card carrying member of Hezbollah and gave away the location of Osama Bin Ladin.

I bet they have a laser hair removal machine for every inmate at Guantanamo Bay.

[bigbadjohn]

We would have told you about the pain anchorman.


But we knew "you couldn't handle the truth."

[gantily]

Just console yourself with this thought anchorman.

Now that you have a silky smooth chest and back you will no longer need to use that "*** Panther" cologne. "Made with real bits of dead panther."

[Bruce the Robert]

A Will Ferrel fan as well as an avid xbox player????!!!!!!!!!!


Gantily .... "you stay classy."


Don't make me propose twice in a fortnight

[doctornev]

Thats right anchorman.

Just console yourself with the thought that at least the laser hair removal:


"is guaranteed to work 90% of the time"


"........... every time."




Sorry couldn't resist joining in on the quotes

[Gazor]

For some reason I can now picture a scene of anchorman strapped down to a table.


The Laser Hair Removal head inching closer and closer to his groin, as a particularly nefarious looking german doctor says "and now I will tell you my secret play - Mr Bond."

['rilla Man]

I guess when it comes to laser hair removal the pain is


"more than meets the eye"

['rilla Man]

Hmmmmmmm


ignore that last post.

It was really lame even by my standards

[googly_bear]

OK I'll give this a go.

Just remember when it comes to pain relief "the power of laughter is 10 times more powerful than the power of scream."



Hope the 2nd course is better for the pain!

[mighty mouth]

Come on. Laser hair removal:


High powered, 1064 nanometer, air cooled lasers?


Using Israeli technology mil-spec capacitors and hardware.


How could it possibly cause any pain.

At worse it will just cause a "flesh wound."


(ok an old quote but a goodie)

[aaron]

"be strong my young padawan, the pain will be only temporary."

[locki]

hahaha.

I was wondering how long it would take for a star wars quote to come out.

Even if it was from the lame prequel trilogy.

The next time you undergo laser hair removal anchorman be strong.

"The force will be with you, always."

[anchorman]

As the originator of the thread am I able to only allow original star wars trilogy quotes?


I have to admit when I was getting my hairy butt lasered I couldn't help but close my eyes and think "the exhaust port is ray shielded, they'll have to use proton torpedoes in this area."